Not that long ago we had a dream. So we reached for it, hard. So hard. In fact we reached so hard we we had dreams to spare. Extra dreams. Which we sold. For cash. But some of you missed out on the extra dreams. How do we know this? Thousands of you sent us emails! Also, we know somebody.
Contrary to popular belief clowns don’t just haunt your dreams, sometimes they get in there and do a little light survey work. Just takin’ the temperature. Like Zerp Rainone the clown, Zerp’s main gig is dream surveys, he’s a Dream Survey Clown11???????, and he only dabbles in horror and mayhem in his free time, strictly off the clock. Anyway, Zerp Rainone the clown and Manual for Speed were having lunch the other day, and he’s all, “Hey, you know I’m a DSC right?” and we were all, “Yeah, totally, speaking of which, what’s up, what are people dreaming about these days?” and he’s all, “Bar Tape dude, Space Bar Tape, like everyone, pregnant ladies, senators, bus drivers, amateur magicians, I mean everyone.” And we were all, “Shit, dude, we’ve been getting emails about this same issue, we should make some more—speaking of which you want some Human Directional work on the side? “
REACH FOR THE DREAM SPACE TAPE IS BACK!
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PS: Hey Zerp, whatcha got on under that clown suit?
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