2016 American Tour of Kalifornia: Stage 08
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2016 American Tour of Kalifornia: Stage 08

Sunday - May 22, 2016 - Sacramento

So the 2016 ATOK is in the bag and for MFS we made it through, by which I mean nothing critically damaging happened and there were no unsolvable issues.

TABLE OF CONTENTS MFS TEAM
Layer_9
Daniel Wakefield Pasley
Owner/Operator, Photographer, Writer and Publisher
Layer_2
Kyle Von Hoetzendorff
Writer, Editor
Special Correspondent Rebecca Gates Audio Expert
RACE BIBLE
START

Sacramento

FINISH

Sacramento

DISTANCE

138km

KOMS

n/a

SPRINTS

Clarksburg, 91km; Sacramento (1st Finish Line Crossing), 127.5km

WINNING TIME

3:01:12

TOP 3 FINISHERS
  1. Mark Cavendish, Dimension Data 3:01:12
  2. Peter Sagan, Tinkoff Team s/t
  3. Alexander Kristoff, Katusha s/t
TOP 3 GC STANDINGS
  1. Julian Alaphilippe, Etixx-Quick-Step 31:47:50
  2. Rohan Dennis, BMC Racing Team +0:00:21
  3. Brent Bookwalter, BMC Racing Team +0:00:43
COURSE DESCRIPTION [OFFICIAL]

The capital city of California has hosted the Amgen Tour of California Overall Start for the past two years as well as individual stage finishes; 2016 will bring its first Overall Finish. This sports-crazed city is thriving with a new stadium under construction and several national sporting events taking place throughout the year.

The course will travel along the Sacramento River and cross Tower Bridge twice before returning downtown where fans will anxiously wait along the traditional finish circuits around the Capitol building.

Last year was the closest men’s race finish ever with general classification champion Peter Sagan winning by a mere 3 seconds after earning an intermediate sprint time bonus and bonus seconds on the final stage sprint. What excitement will this year’s final race day hold?

MANUAL FOR SPEED BIBLE
TIME OF FILING

10:12 AM Tuesday

ACCOMMODATION

Home. We’re at our homes. My house is great. The coffee here is great, I made it myself. My dog is great, she’s happy when she’s awake and she’s happy when she’s sleeping. My wife mostly likes me. She installed a dishwasher while I was gone. I’ve got all my things here, I love my things, my things are great.

WIFI DETAILS
Another thing about my house that is great is that the wifi at my house is great.
WEATHER
Completely wonderful. Sacramento your weather was great. Blue skies with little white non-threatening clouds. I was wearing jeans, but never got hot, I was wearing a t-shirt and I didn’t get cold. Birds were chirping, crazy people were loitering, and all of this with the sonorous sounds of Towle & Sohner show echoing through the capitol mall. The weather was California doing California, palm trees and pleasantries.
NUMBER OF STEPS

10,232 – 5.15mi

TODAY'S OBJECTIVES
  1. Enjoy a somewhat unhurried and unharried morning. Grab some coffee, have a breakfast, get to the race before the men’s start. ✓- (we didn’t get breakfast covered)
  2. Present the Most Animal jersey to the winner of the Most Animal jersey, who in this case was Neilson Powless. ✓
  3. Avoid falling asleep standing up. ✓
COURSE DESCRIPTION [UNOFFICIAL]

According to several professional sources, the riding outside of the finish circuit was plagued by potholes, a pancake-flat demeanor, and tedium. The final circuit was fast, blasting around the state capitol like a hot case of HPV. The day’s stage wasn’t about the ride—it was about the finish, and the course layout made sure the finish was exactly where it needed to be, (fatalist? you bet).

TODAY'S OBSERVATION #1

There’s a Starbucks near the capitol mall.

TODAY'S OBSERVATION #2

The barricade crowd control system for the ATOK was probably designed by that TSA chairman who just got fired because the lines are too long.

TODAY'S OBSERVATION #3

When you’re standing next to the course and the peloton races by, the sound of wind and wheels is otherworldly.

TODAY'S OBSERVATION #4

MFS has fans.

TODAY'S OBSERVATION #5

European bike mechanics: 1) Wash bikes to disgusting music 2) Hate wearing shirts.

MEAL & FOOD REPORT

Today was an interesting one. Yes, we had Starbucks in the morning, and our itinerary had a Whole Foods stop built in before arriving at the race. Unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond our control (namely time and its relentless march), we were unable to hit the Whole Foods before landing at the start/finish line for sign in. We assumed that downtown Sacramento would have been flush with food options—and it may be—but we didn’t see any. While we were able to subsidize our morning coffee with another Starbucks midday we weren’t able to feed until after the race: Chipotle>Pink Berry>Starbucks. A quick podium shoot with Neilson Powless and then we skipped off to the airport. It wasn’t an ideal body-fueling schedule but then again this isn’t an ideal world.

RETRACTIONS/CORRECTIONS/APOLOGIES

So here’s the deal. We have a pal. His name is Alvin, his internet handle is @qzoomair and he’s swell AF besides being our go-to dude at Castelli. So for the Tour of California he asked us for a favor, “Hey Manual for Speed, if I get a giant photo/poster of my head made would you have Bernie Eisel sign my face?” Without questioning the motives or the psychological ramifications we said, “Sure, sure we’d do that.” So Alvin gets his head made, in fact he got 4 of them made 1 big, 3 small and he has them sent to our hotel by Magic Mountain. Here’s the thing, we didn’t know he was going to get 4 made, so when we open the package and it contained one big head we were thought, “great, got the head.”

 

Additionally it is worthing noting that MFS was blighted by theft on this trip. First one of our newly-constructed door magnet advertisements was stolen (+1-971-280-6823) and then later on Alvin’s Big Head was stolen. We think one of the valets at the Harry’s Hotel absconded with it when we relinquished our electrical blue Hyundai into his possession, because it wasn’t in the car when we got it back the next day. I don’t think it’s my place or job imagine for you what fate befell that big head, but I will say in my own personal musings on the subject it gets pretty dark pretty quick. Sorry big head.

 

So this whole getting the head signed for Alvin thing was a major snafu. Not all the heads made it and the one that did is most likely being subjected to unspeakable and sordid horrors. I can’t help feeling a sense of guilt for not getting that facial autograph. I could have slept with the Alvin’s face, I could have hung it around my neck on a string, or worn it on my breast not like a letter of shame but as a face of courage and light, but I didn’t. And in the end that big head didn’t get the facial John Hancock it so desired. However, last I checked the world had not come to an end, and Alvin we promise you that we will do our best to get your face signed by Bernie; consider this a quest.

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"You stop making deals you stop getting seasons."
-DWP on all the behind-the-scenes wheeling & dealing that happens during races.
"Magnets stop working."
-KVH (see above)
"These guys hate their shirts."
-KVH on the team mechanics cleaning bikes and packing up after the race.
"Washing bikes to saxophone."
-RG
IATOK Stages 06–08 Trailer
IIRace Report

So the 2016 ATOK is in the bag and for MFS we made it through, by which I mean nothing critically damaging happened and there were no unsolvable issues. Yes, we had a few things get filched from us, and we’re trying to come to terms with that, but outside of being victims of theft our experience was net positive. Here’s some general observations from our ATOK coverage experience:

 

  1. We spent a lot of time in our car, and being that this California, the epicenter of car culture, we should have expected this, but damn our car time was hard. We spent long hours of driving after long hours of following/watching the race. It would be absurd for me to compare our efforts to those of the racers but we’re nothing if not absurd and each day was more exhausting than the last. Every day we had our own stage to race, race in this case being defined as a mental/psychological challenge in which fatigue/tedium/and self doubt are major factors. I might have PTSD or at least PTSD-lite.
  2. On average slept for 5.5 hours in our hotels. But we paid for a full night’s sleep. Were we offered a discount? No. But I don’t think it is out of the question to hope for one.
  3. The Gibraltar stage was incredible. We need more of that. The climb and the view helped but it was the fans that really did it. You came out, you cheered, you got excited, thank you fans, thank you.
  4. As much as I push back against our travel triumvirate of Starbucks, Whole Foods, and Chipotle, I realize that when you deviate you roll the dice, and rolling the dice when it’s 9:30pm and you’re looking at another six hours of work after driving/watching/working since 9:00am is a risk you can’t afford to take, because if it doesn’t pan out, if the dice come up snake eyes then you’re going to be faced with an emotional low and in these situations an unexpected emotional low spells disaster.
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IIIToday's Highs & Lows
HIGH POINTS
  • Watching the Mark Cavendish come across the finish line in first place. Not necessarily because we love Mark Cavendish, though we think he’s a swell guy, but because it meant that the race was over, and this is a high because we look back on the week and we go, “Damn, we did it, we followed the race, took the photos, wrote the words, and even made some of the videos,” and as good as we felt about this we also felt elated and relieved that it was over.

  • Running into the SRAM Canyon Women’s Team at Chipotle. We took this as a sort of validation for our #2 on-the-road go-to joint, (#1, of course, being Whole Foods). If the world’s best athletes eat at Chipotle and we eat at Chipotle then we must be the best in the world at something to, that just how logic works.

LOW POINTS
  • On our way to drop Rebecca off at the train station we found ourselves in a maze. From what we could tell, the city of Sacramento was building some sort of movie set/life-size model train set/future prison grounds, and thanks to the magic of Google Maps we found ourselves smack dab in the middle of it. It was one of those deals where you had a suspicion that soon enough the area would be populated by prisoners wearing special neck collars rigged to explode if the prisoner escapes the containment zone. Either that or Sumner Redstone was in the midst of building the 1:1 scale model railroad he’s been dreaming about since he was struck by the idea while producing the movie Titanic.

Manual for Speed’s ATOK Coverage is supported by Clif Bar. Thanks, Clif Bar.

 

IVStage 08 Most Animal Competition

Manual for Speed has been commissioned to introduce a new race classification category called “Most Animal.” Points for the classification will be awarded on the basis of style, swagger, and grit. We’ve assembled an elite group of expert analysts who will be assessing and assigning points for performance. The most animal jersey for ATOK will be awarded at the end of the race.

 

 

TAYLOR SHELDON: 6 pts

Ugh, the tumble this guy took the day before on Stage 07 looked rough, so rough the cameras didn’t catch it, instead cutting to my man’s bike crumpled in a ditch and the JellyBelly man lying supine, staring at the heavens and asking, “Why cycling Gods, why, first Lachy, then Gus, now you toss me on my ass?” To get up, shake off the wrath of the Gods, take a new bike covered in jelly bean decals and chase back into the group in order to finish the stage… then wake up the next day swollen, road-rashed to shit and eager to hustle into the main breakaway takes a level of intestinal fortitude not seen since Brett the Hitman Heart and the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michael’s Iron Man match at Wrestlemania XII.

 

 

NEILSON POWLESS/AXEON: 4 pts

This team animated the entire race from start to finish. Neilson with his youth and tenacity, the team with their youth and tenacity, they rode like they belonged and OH BOY did they belong. I can’t say enough about these pesky little rats. I was not surprised to see Krists Neilands made the breakaway and had enough gusto left in the panache tank to attempt a last second flyer out of the disintegrating break as the peloton closed in on the final circuits of Sacramento. This late dig made my heart flutter, and while we all knew the sprint trains would prevail, this never-say-die mentality further demonstrates that Axel knows how to scout ‘em and coach ‘em—and that these kids know how to ride. Due to the individual and team efforts these final four points will be assigned to both Neilson and the Team at large, who locked down the top three spots in the ATOK Young Rider Classification.

 

 

THE POTHOLE @ ~110K: 3 pts

This pothole took down Haimar Zubeldia of Trek-Segafredo and some other euro from Lotto NL-Jumbo. You know a pothole is fierce when it takes down the oldest, most experienced rider on a straight, wide road. Haimar was so shaken up after dealing with that fucker that I think he crashed again 4k from the line. That’s an ANIMAL pothole, man.

 

Standings After Stage 08

 

  1. Neilson Powless: 16 points
  2. Peter Sagan: 15 points
  3. Julian Alaphilippe: 12 points
  4. Axeon-Hagens Berman: 9 points
  5. Ben King: 9 points
  6. Toms Skujins: 8 points
  7. Wouter Wippert: 7 points
  8. Peter Sagan: 7 points
  9. Nathan Haas: 6 points
  10. Taylor Sheldon: 6 points
  11. Jasper Stuyven: 6 points
  12. Katusha: 5 points
  13. Vasil Kiriyenka: 5 points
  14. Oscar Clark: 4 points
  15. Rohan Dennis: 4 points
  16. Mark Christian: 4 points
  17. Dave Towle: 4 poimts
  18. Cannondale Team Car: 3 points
  19. Kristoff’s Bike: 3 points
  20. Laguna Seca: 3 points
  21. Tao Geoghegan Hart: 3 points
  22. Caps: 2 points
  23. Inflatable Cookies: 2 points
  24. T.Phin’s Shades: 1 point
  25. That Pothole @ ~110k: 1 point
VWhat's Your Top Five?
A Driving Transfer Game

SONGS

 

DWP:

 

  • Talking Heads – “This Must Be the Place”
  • New Order – “Love Vigilantes”
  • Frank Ocean – “Swim Good”
  • LCD Soundsystem – “Dance Yrself Clean”
  • Fugazi – “Long Division”

 

KVH:

 

  • AC/DC – “If You Want Blood”
  • New Order – “The Village”
  • Them – “It’s All Over Now Baby Blue”
  • Martha and the Vandellas – “Nowhere To Run To”
  • Pavement – “Summer Babe”

 

Josh:

 

  • 112 MA$E and Notorious B.I.G. – “Only You”
  • Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg – “Nothing But a G Thing”
  • Queen – “Another One Bites the Dust”
  • Prince – “Kiss”
  • Otis Redding – “I’ve Been Loving You Too Long”

 

FILMS

 

RG:

 

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb – Stanley Kubrick
  • Blue – Krzysztof Kieslowski
  • Walkabout – Nicolas Roeg
  • All the Presidents Men – Alan Pakula
  • My Dinner with Andre – Louis Malle

 

KVH:

 

  • Il posto – Ermanno Olmi
  • Ikiru – Akira Kurasawa
  • Army of Shadows – Jean-Pierre Melville
  • Ghostbusters – Ivan Reitman
  • Big Trouble in Little China – John Carpenter

 

DWP:

 

  • Hanna – Joe Wright
  • Flashdance – Adrian Lyne
  • Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon – Ang Lee
  • Mad Max: Fury Road – George Miller
  • Slumdog Millionaire – Danny Boyle

 

PHOTOGRAPHERS

 

RG:

 

  • Walter Niedermayr
  • Robert Frank
  • Harry Callahan
  • William Eggleston
  • Ed Ruscha

 

KVH:

 

  • Guy Bourdoin
  • Nobuyoshi Araki
  • Martin Parr
  • Peter Beard
  • Cindy Sherman
VIStage 08 (Men's & Women's) As Seen from the California Capitol Mall
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VII2016 ATOK Most Animal Jersey Winner: NEILSON POWLESS!
Congratulations!

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As promised, with the close of the 2106 ATOK, Manual for Speed is proud to award the first ever Most Animal Classification Jersey. Based on a rigorous and exacting process, our team of experts have determined that Neilson Powless is the winner. The best part? We didn’t need a team of rigorous and exacting experts to determine the outcome because it was SO obvious, and if it wasn’t obvious you’re probably not paying attention, which is a shame; this sport’s, our sport’s, very future depends on all of us paying attention to the animal(s) within. Just in case, here are our three favorite reasons Neilson is Most Animal:

 

  1. He’s only 19 years old.
  2. His hyper-condensed trajectory is beautiful, flawless, telling, compelling and animal as fuck: first he raced XTERRA, then norm triathlons, then mountain bikes, and finally, most recently, as in within the last year, he committed to racing road bikes.
  3. This was the first time riding in front of the world, on the world’s stage, in a Pro HC race. And he finished in the top 10 GC in 9th place, and he won the Young Rider Classification.
“Neilson may be the youngest rider in the race. But he gets high ratings from us! He rode like a wily old mountain goat, scampering up the mountain with the hooved verve of an unhinged ungulate.”MFS Panel of Experts, Stage 3 ATOK

We couldn’t be happier that the inaugural issuing of the Most Animal Jersey is to someone whose effort so plainly and simply demonstrates what it means to ride like an animal.

 

Before you go, there are two things you need to know:

 

  1. Most Animal is the tip of a much larger iceberg called Road To Rad. More on that in the weeks to come.
  2. A Neilson Powless Fan Club is coming soon.
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Neilson's Podium Parents are wearing the Official Most Animal Podium Presenter Sashes.
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