You said the race was going to be two laps. So if I undestand this right, that means the riders are going to go around the same course twice. That means they are going to go down the same descents, around the same corners, through the same intersections, twice. And they did, they went around twice. Nothing wrong with that at all. But let’s get to my issue. As we were coming down from the first KOM we were stuck behind the volunteers’ van. This particular van was festooned with dragon paraphernalia: stuffed dragons were lashed to the bumpers and dragon stickers were peppered all over the surface, and just to be clear that this van was about dragons the name Dragon Wagon was boldly emblazoned on the side windows. Hey, you want to add flair?, add flair, it’s your rig, Dragon Wagon, World Chimp, Leg’s League, Sprint Shrimps, Victory Van, Climbers Clatch, Bike Car, Spandex Ship, Helmet House, The Water Bottler, The Chain Gang, The Lube Sled, The Cassettes Only, Tire Turners, The Seat Sniffers, The Flat Bandits, Wattage Cottage, no problem, you do you.“ But here’s the thing: why, if these guys are going to go around the exact same course twice, was the Dragon Wagon picking up all the course flaggers?”KVH Why was the course Marshall’s truck picking up all the water bottles and most of the km-to-go signs? I have to say this really didn’t make any sense. I mean these guys were going to need flag support on the second lap right? They are going to be tossing bottles on the second lap, they are going to need to know how far they are from the finish on the second lap, right? It all just seemed a little premature. Chances are you had a good reason, you had some plan in the works that we didn’t know about, but from our perspective you were creating a lot more work for yourself. Here’s some advice, rather than pick up the flaggers just drop some water and maybe a sandwich, then pick them up at the end of the race. Same goes for the Marshall’s truck, just pick up the bottles once, at the end of the race, after it’s over, no need for all this extraneous work. I mean you probably have something better to do any way, like printing more technical manuals.
Dave Towle and Brad talking about Kyle Murphy, then Brad looking right at me and saying, “I learned about Kyle Murphy on Manual for Speed, that’s where I get all my race information.”
Marty dropping off the bank on our Micro Scooter.
Going the wrong way on the course.
Remembering The Rusted Porch.
Going to the media office 4 times looking for a Technical Manual and never getting one.
- Daniel and I were both convinced that this song was popular before psychedelic drugs became a part of pop music, we were thinking early 60s-ish. Turns out this song was released just as cocaine was hitting its stride. 1979!
- This was one of DWP and EG’s favorite jams while they were in France. Turns out that in this song the name “Hannah Montana” stands for any white colored drug, be it MDMA, cocaine, speed, etc.
- There is a lipsynch competition TV show hosted by LL Cool J, for which the upcoming finale was advertised while we were watching Jurassic Park. The show was going to feature Taraji P. Henson and Terence Howard from Empire. Daniel heard the name Terence and immediately referenced this song.
- I saw a Smash Bang Fusion sticker on a car by the Steamboat Springs court house and I asked Daniel if he had ever seen this video. He hadn’t. Now he has. We laughed.
Fast Facts Courtesy of Wikipedia
- Country: United States
- State: State of Colorado
- County: Routt County (Seat)
- Incorporated July 19, 1900
- Government Type: Home Rule Municipality
- Area: 10.1 square miles
- Elevation: 6,732 ft (2,052 m)
- Population (2010): 12,088 (1,200/sq mi)
- Time Zone: MST/MDT (UTC-7/UTC-6)
- ZIP Codes: 80477, 80487, 80488
- FIPS Code: 08-73825
- GNIS Feature ID: 0172749
You might think that with all these bikes around us we would have figured it out earlier, but rolling is better than walking. 100%.