Cry Baby Hill A visual book report of the River Parks Criterium June 13, 2021 Tulsa ToughVenga Venga Venga Not your father’s soignier. Maybe not even a soigner. Alls I know is she’s from Austin, her name is Susan Seaborne, she has great friends, she says “y'all” sometimes, and most importantly, she applies glitter good. These ladies are racing in custom tie dye jerseys and glitter. Neither of which are banned but both of which are performance enhancing, especially if part of your performance is swagger and style-based. This dude. That bike. The smile. His vibe. The colors. Marketers take notice. Like or not, this is what cycling can and should look like. YEAH. This hills is real. And the pros do it like 30 times. When I dip you dip we dip. The vibe. I like the energy here between photographer and subject. I'm just glad I was there to capture these two working the corner together. Pete Morris' muscularly thick and delcious hingquarters dissapearing into the gauntlet which gauntlet wias 5000X better without the barricades. A snekaer legend, bicycle thor and areferee walk into a bar… Winner of Best Dressed I havent had enough sleep to give this caption the kind of consideration it deserves. Oh hey Colin, werent you just Top Fiving Unbound like yesterday or some shit. Freindship and shade at bicycle cochella. Oh to be 15 again. Pick me. This year was tiger themed. Legion Train Race Fans? Met this dude this weekend. His name is Tony Baca. I thiiiiink his son’s name is Mateo. And the internet loves both of them dearly at least based on my instagram research. Also, it’s Cry Baby Hill and he’s holding up a baby, get it, a baby, on Cry Baby Hill. Crowd loved this photoshooting by the way. This is my favorite race photo of the weekend. Ya know, squirt guns are still pretty cool. Also this lady was SO PUMPED on the race. I love it when a hat slides in at the last moment to get hard flashd and dirty up my mustache fetishizing. Hi, Sam. I dont know which one I want to be more. Can I be both of them? Rando babes or racers? YOU CAN'T TELL RIGHT. The answer is both. Thanks Cycling 2021 vs Cycling past. Wuts the dude in red thinking about the dude in green right now? I'd love to know. Also, hi Colin, again. Color and sweat. Color and sweat. This photo maks my legs hurt. What? Bro, can I have your sunglsses and back lit hair. Or maybe just borrow them the weekends? I took 1089 photographs yesterday. 845 of them had people in them. And 342 of those had tonques out. Victory Lap.